The Most Awesome Letter Ever.

*My apologies for this going up early and unfinished friends!  But here is the final post! Thanks for understanding!*

Remember when professionals used to come to your classroom and talk about their jobs.  It was always so inspiring. I remember a nurse coming into my classroom and handing out special Raggedy Ann band-aids and I was so sure I’d be a nurse from that day on! I remember writing her a letter and included a sweet picture of a lady in a nurses uniform.

It’s nice to see that this tradition still happens.  And even the thank you notes continue.  But then there was THIS thank you note… Oh, what a thank you note it is.

Written to an Austin weather man who came to visit a class of fourth graders, this letter is a masterpiece. It is everything amazing about childhood and I dare you not to smile after reading it.

Here it is:

 

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

P.S. Look on back for drawing.

What? You mean THIS drawing of super awesomeness!

That really is MARVELIS, isn’t it? And here is the real letter…

Have you ever received or written such a letter? LOVE!

9 thoughts on “The Most Awesome Letter Ever.

  1. Hahahahahaaaaa! I so adore this letter! I couldn’t stop laughing. I like it so much that I had to print it out. I wonder whatever happened to this little sweet boy. Did he grow up to a novelist or TV writer?

  2. Hahahahahaaaaa! I so adore this letter! I couldn’t stop laughing. I like it so much that I had to print it out. I wonder whatever happened to this little sweet boy. Did he grow up to be a novelist or TV writer?

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