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Kiddo 80s Flashback :: Alix’s Valentine’s Dance

Like most towns, my high school in Flint, Michigan always had these little dances as school fundraisers. They weren’t formal (that was the PROM) and were held in the gym (of course). During my sophomore year, I was the Class Vice President and one of my main duties was to work the Valentines dance—manning the front desk, selling tickets, selling photo packages etc. Todd Richardson, our class treasurer, was working the same shift with me. The dance was pretty well attended and we were feeling all happy. As we sat there, this guy Lance from my choir class (yes. choir. I was Glee before Glee, ya’ll.) strolls up in work out gear and casually asks, “Hey what’s going on here?” Obviously he didn’t see the GIGANTIC hearts and streamers. So I tell him it’s the Valentines Dance. (duh) Now Lance was a nice looking guy and fancied himself a bit of a ladies man. He was also convinced that he *was* Prince and was workin’ that 80s Prince hair. I guess he kinda liked me because after a little chit chat he said, “Hey, so if I come back dressed up, will you dance with me??” I sort of grinned awkwardly not sure what to say. To sweeten the deal he added, “We can get our picture taken!” I wasn’t sure how to respond and stuttered lamely, “Uh…well.. I’m kind of working.” I look pleadingly at my buddy Todd, who totally pimped me out, saying, “You can totally dance. I’ll cover.” Then to Lance, “She’ll definitely dance with you!!” Lance grinned and sauntered out the door. I was peeved, but Todd looked at me all indignant, “We need to sell tickets! It’s a fundraiser!” *sigh*

To Lance’s credit, he got cleaned up pretty quickly—to my surprise he strolled in 15 minutes later in a plum colored Miami Vice suit. Hot! We share an awkward dance to Union of the Snake by Duran Duran and then get in line to get our picture taken. Bear in mind I’m totally NOT dressed up and look like a huge dork. Not to mention the photography set up was sooo low budget—it was literally a chair next to a tall skinny table with a rose on it. Lance thanks me and leaves immediately after getting our pic taken. So much for our date. I trot back to the table where Todd asks me “How was the dance?” I shoot him a look. I’m thinking, “How weird…I’m going to have all these photos of me and Lance….” Cut to the end of the night. Our photographer comes over and says, “Hey, you two kids have been working so hard all night. How about a picture on the house??” Todd lights up. “Sure!” Good lord, so now I have to take another awkward wierd photo with ANOTHER non-date??? This was turning out to be the most random dance EVER.

Two weeks later I was presented with not one, but TWO sets of photos, courtesy of my two charming dates. I was now the proud owner of multiple 5x7s and far too many wallet pics. Of course I handed them out to all my friends. “Would you like something from the Lance Collection or the Todd Series?” I would offer. Do you wanna see the photos? Oh you KNOW you do. Presenting:

TODD. Rockin’ the high waisted jeans and running shoes.

LANCE. Plum trousers and grey leather skinny tie. Suave.

I’m not sure why Lance took his sport jacket off (probably because we had worked up such a sweat Cabbage Patchin’ to Duran Duran. Ahem.). All I know is I look like hell in these photos. It’s a testament to how much I love you guys I’m sharing ’em. Now that I have divulged the PHOTOS, I wanted to clarify a few issues I’m SURE are burning in your mind:

1) YES I am wearing some black lace scrap in my hair. We don’t know why. Maybe I think I’m madonna?
2) YES the photographer made me sit with my legs demurely crossed like that.
3) NO I was not jaundiced.
4) NO I did not weight 500 pounds, as the picture would indicate. I swear I was normal weight in high school. College? That’s another story….*cough* It’s really just my outfit.
5) Speaking of my outfit. What the hell am I wearing? I look like the Easter Bunny. I have on this GOD AWFUL Esprit pink sweatshirt that was all 80s and had no defined sleeves…the hood was also “freeform,” hence the pink linebacker effect. I think I have on pink cords and weird grey sneakers shoes that look suspicously like jazz shoes. Which are actually in style again, so hell, maybe I’m not as far off as I thought.
6) On the plus side (HEY! I said PLUS SIDE not plus size….) I am wearing a lovely vintage rhinesone necklace. Which you can’t really see. But trust me. It’s perty. Can I get a few points for that?? This is me again. Slightly better photo.

I was made fun of by my friends for YEARS afterwards. I had actually pushed the whole sordid affair back into the far corners of my mind, when I got a Valentine’s Day card  from my friend Jennifer, who I had lost touch with. Inside were the two wallet sized pics of me—one with Lance and one with Todd. I couldn’t help it, a small tear welled up in my right eye. Not from nostaligia, but from the realization that I was wearing Madonna-style lace gloves, but ONLY in the picture with Lance. It’s true. Scroll back up if you don’t believe me. Happy Valentines Day, my Kiddo Cuties.

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  1. Dottie says

    There is so much I want to say. Where to begin.

    – that sad little single rose…
    – you were totally cute!
    – Todd v. Lance–I’m telling you, there is a John Hughes movie in there somewhere!

    • Alix says

      hahaha. Lishy knows this story and she is Team Todd! haha

  2. pilgrim says

    uh.. todd is adorable! go team todd!! and his commitment to fundraising is such a plus! you’re all adorable. i wish we’d have valentines day complete with valentine’s dance.

  3. hannah says

    best valentine’s story ever!
    thanks for the suave post;)
    what lucky guys, lance and todd!


  4. Lynn Landry says

    O, pshaw, you look so cute. LIke an extra in Sixteen Candles! I was more a “Footloose” extra. BRAHAHAHA. I probably would have been Team Lance back in the day because I was nuts for Prince and guys who tried to dress like Prince. At least the chair could help anyone like me who had a homecoming date who was about four inches shorter than me so I had to take off my shoes and they covered our feet with cheerleader pompoms.

  5. Anjali says

    Team Todd! He reminds me of a young John Cusack. Swoon. And, my dear, you are adorable in these photos! You do not look big at all, that was the style. All the girls looked like football players. Ahh…those were the days. LOL.

  6. Jenny (VintageSugarcube) says

    Miss Alix- You just beyond cuteness mama!! Thanks for sharing! Nothing like the 80s’.

  7. stacy says

    i think you were totally cute! thanks for making me smile today 🙂

  8. jenny says

    i remember these and i think they are just FABULOUS. MISS ALIX YOU! ARE! FAB.U.LOUSSSSSSSSSSS! and i said that like oprah.

  9. kodie says

    HA! i totally noticed the lace gloves and was really wondering what was up with that! totally awesome story!! (and i totally had an almost identical Guess sweatshirt, but it was in white!) oh and btw, i am totally Team Todd.

  10. lishyloo says

    yeah, JUST noticed the lace gloves in the lance photo!! i had them too only i think i just wore ONE???? god.

    i am kind of team lance these days, what is WRONG with me?

    this is my fave story.

  11. miss james says

    ahhhhhhhhhhh! this is AHMAZZZZZZZZZING alix. love love love these pictures. and the last one, black & white… so incredibly gorgeous! wowza mama!

  12. Dana K says

    I love this, Alex! Thanks for sharing! I totally was painfully shy in middle school…there are no pics of me like this at any dance! High School was another story….as evidenced on FB pics (I know you have seen the crazy hair pics). We all had this phase growing up didnt we?
    Todd does look cuter in a shy nerdy way, but Lance looks a bit on the El Debarge-esque side…haha! Viva la 80’s!

  13. curse says

    #1: in last week’s post you named the kids in the picture Lance and Todd…hmmm.
    #2: in haste I scrolled down and thought Lance was your bro.
    #3: i sure love ya! ya nut : )

    • Alix says

      Good eye! This is the “real” lance and todd…..a few of my friends know the story already so I named those two guys Lance and Todd as a little nod to see if anyone would notice! TEN POINTS GRYFFINDORK!!!!!!


  14. Christina says

    Love this post! I’m glad to see eighties action on MK. And you looked adorable…the world’s not ready for that look to come back quite yet, but you’re still adorable, nonetheless.

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